July 12


“Dorm Life” Quotes


1) Gopher Reed: “That’s the risk you take with mystery hot girls. Once you take the mystery away, it’s just a hot girl. And hot girls can be lame.”

2) Shane Reilly: “We’re gonna go in there, and we’re gonna kick ass at finals, and we’re gonna have a sweet after finals party, and we’re gonna go home with smiles in our hearts and songs on our faces.”

Daniel Benjamin: “Shane, finals week just ended.”

Shane Reilly: “Balls.”

3) Nick Sanders: “This weekend was awesome. I hooked up with a college girl. We pulled off the window of pain. I almost died. I can’t wait for college.”