Why Twilight Sucks: A Comprehensive Analysis By A Writer Who Actually Read It


For a lover of Twilight and one who constantly debates between Team Edward and Team Jacob, I had to repost this take on “Twilight.” So what are your thoughts on the series? Thumbs up / thumbs down?

is this thing on?

Based on everything I’d heard about Twilight, including a basic synopsis sprinkled with some finer details (like the sparkling), I could only assume that Stephanie Meyer was yet another author who managed to squeeze out a literary turd and somehow convince a publisher that it was solid gold. Still, I had never read the book(s), only skimmed them and read a paragraph here and there, so it didn’t seem fair to criticize this alleged turd without sifting through it.

I was right. It’s a piece of shit. And here’s why.

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