Texts from Superheroes


One of my favorite sites is a new website that replicates the cell phone activity of superheroes. While these masked men may seem pretty private, they still need some bros to kick it with on the weekend. And the best ways to communicate? Text messages, of course.

The texts are created by internet comedian Diana McCallum and stand-up comedian Andrew Ivimey. They shed light on such superhero trivia as how Wonder Woman and Superman have sex, what Shocker’s sidekick’s name should be, and why Robin hates Halloween. Also, everyone’s parents are dead. Especially Batman’s.