Everything Wrong With “Twilight” In 6 Minutes Or Less

You demanded it, and we suffered through watching it multiple times. We’re scarred for life, but here’s your sins video for Twilight, the modern vampire love story everyone either loves or loves to hate.

Cinema Sins took on the original 2008 “Twilight,” and counted the number of mistakes and sins in the film. From “This guy is wearing a vest when he rips on Bella’s ride but then it’s gone in the next shot,” to “Edward moves sixty feet in half a second and no one questions it but Bella,” a total of 71 sins are counted before the video launches into a one minute “Breathing, Laughing, Other Bella Noises Bonus Round,” which contains exactly that — take a look in the video above.

Kristen Stewart is perfect for “Twilight”. She rounds out the triumvirate. Edward is a vampire, Jake, a werewolf, and who better than a zombie to play Bella?