A Birthday Message from My Best Friend


A birthday message from my best friend, Kurt Vonnegut. (Remember I don’t use real names in this blog.) He is as eloquent as he is vulgar. This professional writer has a way with words.

“Happy birthday to you, the twink slayer of West Hollywood, the blonde boy banger of The Castro, the heir-apparent A-Gay of the country, and my best friend. I hope more than a candle gets blown today.”